A day-by-day guide to That Which Annoys, as culled from the procrastination-heavy Bileduct that is Twitter's @SISPURRIER.
MONDAY) HATING OF THE DAY: “Ooh, the red ones are so pretty and endangered. But ooh, those nasty greys ones are vermin.” SQUIRREL RACISM.
TUESDAY) HATING OF THE DAY: Retarded cack-handed emphasis in composite nouns. “Garlic BREAD,” “Fire ENGINE,” etc. Dead giveaways of a huge dickHEAD.
WEDNESDAY) HATING OF THE DAY: The link between arse and brain, which vacuum-seals my sphincter at the merest chance someone might overhear The Splash.
THURSDAY) HATING OF THE DAY: People who put effort into predicting punchlines while listening to jokes. Q:Why Did The Wanker Get Stabbed In The Face?
FRIDAY) HATING OF THE DAY: Anything with tassels (which is not a boob).