A day-by-day guide to That Which Annoys, as culled from the procrastination-heavy Bileduct that is Twitter's @SISPURRIER.
MONDAY) HATING OF THE DAY: Coincidentalists. “I was thinking of Tim, then he rang me! Spooky!” Yeah? I was just thinking about you being set on fire
TUESDAY) HATING OF THE DAY: The huge pituitary freak (with hair that smells of wee) whose mutant power is Standing In Front Of Me At All Gigs Ever.
WEDNESDAY) HATING OF THE DAY: Jellyfish. God’s used condoms, bobbing in the toilet of shame. “Ha! I gave you a mild sting, tourist!” BUT ARE YOU HAPPY?
THURSDAY) HATING OF THE DAY: Antiracist fuckwittery. “You can’t describe him as ‘that black guy!’” “But he’s surrounded by white guys.” “You RACIST.”
FRIDAY) HATING OF THE DAY: The sexualising of Cats in petfood commercials. Soft-lighting, husky voices... THIS IS WHY GOMORRAH BURNED, PEOPLE.