1) KEYBORED: the perpetual need to correct a misspelt Scandinavian place-name because your fingers Just Won’t Learn. #SPURWORDS
2) DONGLING: the physical movements of a Mafia Boss, while being hanged by treacherous goons. #SPURWORDS
3) FEENIX: the insulting page-rate that just keeps coming back, no matter how much you think you’ve haggled it to death. #SPURWORDS
4) KARMERA: a theoretical device designed to photograph one’s Meagre Luck, and win sympathy on grounds of Existential Unfairness. #SPURWORDS
5) TOYLET: a lavatory so unexpectedly entertaining in its own right, it mitigates the need for bogside literature. #SPURWORDS
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