Monday, 25 October 2010

SPURWORDS: Week 3

1)METROSEXUAL: a person unable to achieve arousal unless travelling on the Parisian underground transport system. #SPURWORDS

2) DANGER VU: an irrational sense of familiarity in moments of terror, causing the certainty that “this will hurt”. #SPURWORDS

3) SUESHI: an irrational identification with slaughtered-yet-beautifully-presented fish, following a failed lawsuit. #SPURWORDS

4) LETTUCE PREY: opening line of a popular vegetarian mealtime liturgy. #SPURWORDS

5) FAITHOM: unit of distance in a theoretical world in which religiousness Gets You Further. #SPURWORDS

Behold! A new SPURWORD every day on Twitter -- @sispurrier

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